[Woman panting]
[screaming]
[voices whispering, indistinct]
Someone's got it bad.
and I've never even seen you take an aspirin.
until you marry a nice Catholic boy.
Yeah, well, maybe he can't tell me what to do here.
[aircraft landing]
You can't fuck up what's already fucked.
Besides, just imagine what steroids have done to you.
Lisa.
Shoot!
Mm-hmm.
Pow.
Yet.
One. It's chemistry.
Dude, you need your ride pimped.
Hey, honey.
When in Rome...
No better. We'll have the whole park to ourselves.
Welcome to Ireland.
I'm there. I'm Josh--
Shh...
What is it?
Oh, the poor thing.
and have it humanely destroyed.
You guys, at least it's out of its misery.
That's their dinner.
Food. Good.
[whooping]
Right.
That's why we're here, mate.
Man, that's like handing over my freedom.
You can be sheriff, then.
Good man.
Wrong.
Thanks, Mom.
Candy.
The Way of the Tiger perfects the sixth sense.
I will strike every item before it hits the ground.
other things work like that, too.
That's all I'm saying.
I don't know. These guys seem like a lot of fun.
I know.
Good. Here.
and you get left alone and shit.
along with your lungs and kidneys.
Yeah, if you live.
Let's go. We'd better warn the others.
[Holly] Bluto!
Ha ha! Yeah, it is.
[gasp]
It's nothing.
Let's go find the others.
I wouldn't hook up with you.
Tara!
far from the madding crowd?
[Jake] Tara!
Fuck. Tara!
Honey.
Shit.
Oh, fuck. Fuck.
Guys!
Troy!
Okay.
Mmm.
I knew. I saw before--
[whooping]
[Lisa] I, uh, heard you guys had a moment.
You hurt her, and I will kill you.
and you know what that is.
So you know where this is going.
What?
[Bluto] Bwaah! Ha ha ha!
Go on.
I'll protect you. It's cool.
[barking, snarling]
and he'd beat the kids with it.
[rope creaking]
to hide the burns.
and force him to watch his brother swing.
[panting]
Little did he know.
[child screaming]
Yeah, come on. Spit it out.
butchered beyond belief.
this feral kid who lived with the dogs.
They're said to roam the woods around here.
I don't want to have nightmares.
That's--
I got you.
[giggling]
Mmm.
Ohh...
[both chuckling]
Shh.
Troy, don't go out there.
Bluto, get the fuck out here!
Come on, lads. Make up.
Fuck you. Eat me.
and most of all, your perverted behavior.
Are you leaving, or am I?
[imitates fart]
Asshole.
Douche bag.
You okay?
You just need to get some rest.
I knew he was going to get hurt.
It's just a story.
You can't kid a kidder.
[growling]
It was just a story.
[chomping sounds]
Hoo hoo!
Holy shit. [chuckles]
Oh, fuck.
[whispering voices]
[distant voices] Bluto!
Bluto.
Dang it.
Hey, come back.
Yeah. Bye-bye.
[retching]
[Women laughing]
Hello.
Come on! Give me some.
Oh, yeah. Oh!
Yeah, baby girl.
[laughing] Oh, it's so soft and wet.
[panting] Yeah.
What the fuck!
Hey.
Who's there?
[screaming]
[grunting]
[gasping]
[gasps]
Bluto?
Bluto!
[Bluto] You can talk.
Bluto.
To Lisa.
Now sleep.
He is so dead.
Bluto!
I don't want to miss out on the fun.
[Holly laughing]
Is Bluto back?
I thought he was with you.
Give me some of that.
Lisa, what are you doing?
I don't think he's emotionally equipped for that.
Look at these. Jesus, it gets better.
We can call somebody.
[Tara] Bluto!
outside your tent last night.
That's the question, isn't it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Bluto!
[creaking]
They're right over there. Hello!
It's coming! Run!
What did you see?
Tara!
It wasn't.
and he was from the dream I had.
We need to get out of here.
I wish I hadn't taken those shrooms.
You're freaking me out.
What do you mean?
We need to call the police.
but Bluto stole our fucking cell phones!
It's as trippy as shit, man.
[Tara] Bluto!
Yeah.
You girls can't fight! Please!
Help me out of here, you guys!
Calm down!
[sobbing]
Shh! Shh!
This isn't happening.
[bird caws]
What?
No.
Be quiet.
[creaking]
[gasp]
Aah!
Get up! Run!
No, Holly! Don't split up!
[growling]
Aah!
I just want to be your friend!
[indistinct muttering]
[growling]
Hello?
Is anybody there?
Someone's trying to kill me.
You'd better come in now.
We do.
Phone is there.
We'll win to boot, too, I'd say, Ernie.
Walking bananas, that man.
[laughing, snorting]
Cut her down, Ernie.
[snickering]
Look around you.
is for a bull calf tied to a gate.
Lovely tongue on a bull calf.
Like sandpaper.
The man all in black.
Fuck reality.
Or a Khomkela Knight.
Give you a poke with the blade, boy.
In back there.
Get out of here!
[choking]
Aah!
Tara!
[shouting]
[gasping, coughing]
Holly! Holly!
[growling]
No, that sounded like Tara.
[flies buzzing]
Yeah, let's go. Fuck this.
Oh!
Let's go. Come on.
Tara!
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
What about Bluto?
Lisa, we have to find her.
[Jake] Tara!
Okay, come on. Come on, run.
If it's the truth, what happens next?
Tara? Oh, God!
Oh, my God. Tara.
Tara!
You shouldn't have let him loose. Easy, now.
[Man screaming]
Oh, God, you poor thing.
I have candy.
It's okay.
[snarls]
What's next?
Did you see anything?
Holly?
No. She can't be.
Look over there, on the water.
[coughing]
It was in the dream.
Look over by the rope.
[screaming]
I told you it was in the dream I had.
Who's next?
Me?
No.
I am.
Lisa!
[panting]
Lisa!
Please come back!
[screams]
Jake!
Troy!
Jake!
Troy!
[screaming]
[yelps]
[thump overhead]
Jake?
See the girls?
Wait till we see them.
Jake?
Troy?
[wings fluttering] [gasps]
It could be them. What do we do?
[Female voice] Troy. [gasp]
Fucking trip.
Fuck. Try the other door.
[creaking]
[gasp]
[screams]
[screaming]
Help! Help! Help!
[doorknob rattling]
It's stuck.
Troy?
Troy.
[Man's voice] Jake.
[Jake] Troy?
[screaming]
Aah!
[groaning]
we can make it out of here.
Aah!
[trees creaking] [Tara] Focus.
Shh!
It's here.
I can feel it.
Wait here.
[voices whispering in distance]
I love you, Tara.
[sobbing]
[screams]
Aah!
Another one over here.
[Man screaming]
[engine starts]
He's not the one.
I'm just going to clean that up.
I had a bad dream.
[phone rings]
[ring]
Bluto stole our fucking cell phones!
[ring]
I dreamed it.
I love you, too, Tara.
She's got family there, you know?
Won't be long now.
[panting]
♪♪♪♪ [downtempo]
♪♪♪♪ [rock]